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(09-11-2010, 02:00 PM)derMauersegler Wrote: Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
Ju-ken. His face looked almost green meanhwile. "Are you cosplaying Harry Potter?"
"Oh cool! I want to be McGonagall! By all means!" said Hyde. "As long as I get to be Harry once again. Does anyone have a broom? If you remember, I can do this part very well."
"What do you mean you never saw that video? It was all over YouTube!!!!"
"I guess I can use K.A.Z's fishing rod then".
K.A.Z looks horrified and has visions of wood splinters everywhere. "You don't touch my fishing rod!" he yells at Hyde. "You can have everything from me but not my fishing rod! It's my... my... my... PRECIOUSSSSS!!!"
"Anything?" questions Hyde with a wicked gleam in his eyes. "You mean even your......."
"Hyde, don't go any further!" Ju-ken interrupts him and pulls Hyde's head away from K.A.Z' ear. K.A.Z still mumbles "Preciousss! Preciousss! Preciousss!" and holds his fishing rod tight that he conjured up from nobody knows where. Hyde growls: "Ju-ken, you...
"interfering bastard! I almost had his fishing secret out of him! How else can he catch so many fish without having a secret about it? Next time mind your own damn business. Go ride your motorcycle or something," grumbled Hyde and he stomped off to
collect parts for assembling his broom while K.A.Z carefully let go of his fishing rod and hid it under a heap of leaves. After a short while Hyde held his finished broom in his hand and climbed back on the tree. "I will call my broom REVOLUTION because it can transport me to any place I like. Any-place-I-like!" Hyde let out a devlish laughter and climbed higher and higher until he reached the top of the tree. "Don't do it, Hyde!" Ju-ken yelled when he saw that Hyde mounted his broom and looked like he would jump from the tree any minute. "That thing is fuckin' high!!!" K.A.Z turned pale and positioned himself under the tree with his arms wide open. "Holy shit." Ari muttered and kicked his hippogriff. "Fly after him, honey!" Right at that moment Hyde closed his eyes and kicked off.
"I dive all the time at concerts," he yelled. "This is no different. I know that I can fly!" As the air whoosed past him, Hyde's courage fell. He realized how high up in the air he was and that his broom obviously flew at around 125 miles per hour. It felt like riding on a rocket without a safety belt. "Heeelp meee!!!" His voice was fading in the distance. Everybody stared after him. Ari's hippogriff was much to slow to keep up with him. "What do we do now???" K.A.Z asked.
They looked at each other puzzled for a minute until, all at once, they seemed to arrive at the same conclusion simultaneously. Each reached into their pocket, withdrawing their favorite cigarette and lighter of choice. As if rehearsed, they all lit their cigarettes in unison and took long, contemplative drags, meditating on the circling swirls of smoke as their only possible course of action in a world gone mad.
They stood there for endless moments until they heard an inhuman scream from very far away. "That w-w-wasn't Hyde, was it?"" K.A.Z stammered and let his cigarette drop to the ground. "No, definitely not." Ju-ken whispered and deeply inhaled. "That must be someone Hyde hit. Holy shit..." "But who else was there in the air?" Jin wondered. "It wasn't the hippogriff." Ari added. "But then who was it...?"
The answer to their question landed at their feet with a thud. "J!", they cried in unison. "What are you doing here,dude?"
J stands up and brushes himself off. "I can smell K.A.Z's fish cooking from miles away. That crazy Hyde almost did me in though. What the hell is he up to now?"
"My fish!", wailed K.A.Z as he turned to the fireplace where a few of his fishes on sticks had already turned black. "Oh my god, Ponyo will kill me when she hears how disrespectful I treated her dead buddies. Oh dear, what do I do now!" K.A.Z was close to tears. The others exchanged embarassed looks. "Erm, look... K.A.Z..." J cleared his throat. "We really should check on Hyde now. He is still flyin' around up there." he said matter-of-factly. "Anybody got a lasso or somethin'? Or does anybody know somebody or somethin' that can fly after him?" K.A.Z looked up from his charred fish with red eyes. "Maybe we could ask a va-va-vampire?" he suggested in a thin voice.
Suddenly, a little child with chubby cheeks and a smug-yet-innocent smile on his face floated down slowly towards everyone else. He came out of nowhere, but in a way, was godly. He was playing the ukelele and singing "The Vampire Song" from the movie, Juno. The rest looked in awe, as the boy began to grow taller and taller while he was playing. Soon he transformed into a slender teenager, then into a muscular adult. His angelic voice transformed into that of a sonorous bass and his innocence faded away from his face. All of a sudden he stopped playing and threw the ukulele behind his back where it crashed with an ugly sound. "WHO called me?" he asked in a dangerously cold voice. His steel blue eyes were scanning everybody from head to toe until Ju-ken jumped up and shook his fist at the smug bastard saying,"WTF Gackt??? we're in need of a REAL vampire's skills, not some smartypants age-progression show-off! Hyde is in TROUBLE!"
Gacky squinted his eerily blue glowing eyes and said:
"The hell with Hyde. I smell fish cooking. When is dinner? Feed me first, entertain me, tell me a few dirty jokes, and then I'll help you get Hyde back. Besides he can tell me then why he named your feeble band "Vamps", because I - do you hear me - I am the vampire here, not him. Ju-ken, and don't you think you can offend me like that just because you had the honor to be in GacktJOB. I AM a vampire, a robot and the incarnation of Uesugi Kenshin at the same time. Don't you ever forget that. Now feed me. And I MEAN feed me. I don't want to make my hands dirty. Ka-zu-hi-to? Would you please." he demanded in a tone that allowed no protest. Behind his back, J pointed his finger to his head and whispered dryly:
"the botox has petrified his brain"
Ari and Jin sniggered behind their hands, but all of the plastic that had been used to re-sculpt Gackt's features also allowed him to function somewhat like a sonar disc. he quickly whipped around, making sure his kenshin costume billowed out behind him fetchingly, and fixed both men with a piercing blue glare before he revealed that he was wearing no underwear. Ju-ken's eyes bugged and Ari stumbled back a few steps gasping for air. "NOW", swaggered Gackt, "You see why I don't have to wear a bra on my head to impress the fangirls. Plus true vampires would suck necks while surfing the crowd. You are all so lame. Honestly K.A.Z you should have partnered with me. I know that if VAMPS was my band then you all wouldn't need to worry about nice ladies and blood donors for your whole life anymore. You could bathe in seas of blood! Bathe! Just like back in those good old Illuminati days." He smiled derisively. "Now where's that weird hippogriff of yours, I will speed him up a little to catch our little darling up there..." The hippogriff that stood beside the tree started to shiver when he saw Gackt approaching. "Come here, little beastie..." he hummed darkly. Within seconds Gackt pierced his fangs into the hippogriff's throat, drank a few quick gulps, drew his teeth back again and jumped on the animal's back with a blood smeared mouth. "That's how you do it. And don't you ever doubt again I am a vampire. Understood?" Gackt was kicking the hippogriff violently with his boots when suddenly a whimpering Hyde flew by again on his broom. When Gackt stared up to him a full load of vomit came down on his freshly styled hair, ran over his face and finally over his new D&G shirt. For a few seconds there was only silence. Then Hyde swooped down and landed with a thump in front of a dripping Gackt.
"So", questioned Hyde, "you think that you are the only true vampire in the world? Well, let me inform you of a few facts, my perverted friend. It is I, Hyde, who is the vampire king! How many bloody lives have you performed lately? How many top 100 lists has your name been on? You talk of fangs....yet have you seen mine? Shall we have a contest? You cannot even keep your bass player loyal to you. He is now mine!"
Gackt spun around and glared at Ju-ken who threw up his hands in defense.
"Wait!" commanded Hyde. "You don't even know the best part. Ju-ken told me you had no real victims for ages. Every few days you are in the hospital to get your bottles of blood intravenously and..."
"Liar!!!" Gackt fumed with rage and ripped off his dirty shirt. Meanwhile the smell started to turn his stomach over. "Your lies, Ju-ken, are as dirty as this shirt here!!!" He stormed at Ju-ken, grabbed him at his hair and started to press the stinking shirt into his face when Ju-ken whipped around with his super awesome bassist-ninja skills, dodged Gackt's hand, and kicked him in the balls. "DAMMIT!" yelled Gackt. He continued to roll around on the ground grabbing "Magnum" in his hands, even though he had planned to rip Ju-ken into pieces he had forgotten how many kickboxing lessons he had given him himself and hadn't taken enough care to defend himself. Now K.A.Z came up to him with a bucket full of water. "Sorry, but nobody can smell my delicious fish anymore because of that disgusting mixture of Platinum Egoiste and Hyde's vomit." he said and poured the water all over Gackt's head. He looked so miserable now that Hyde started to pity him, but when K.A.Z suddenly said: "Let's play Kyuketsu now." he forgot about the misery that Gackt was in.
"Yes!", Hyde screamed. "Let's show this damn bastard how it should be done!! We shall demonstrate the true dark forces of vampire's musical abilities here and now with all of the trimmings. You have heard this one, neh?"
Gackt numbly shook his head no.
"What?", Hyde was starting to turn purple with rage. "How can you lie there dripping wet and proclaim innocence? How can you ignore that because of us and our creative Vampire songs everybody started to LOVE Vampires, LOVE! You MUST know Kyuketsu!!! It's epic, it will make history, it..."
"Hyde..." Gackt growled. "I bit that stupid hippogriff - which tasted awful by the way - because I wanted to save your fucking life. You could have died falling down that silly Revolution broom of yours. And what do I get? You vomit on my head, K.A.Z throws his smelly fish water in my face and you ask me if I know your latest pubertal Vampire song?" Slowly Gackt got up and walked up to Hyde with a dangerous smile. "You are no real vampire, my little friend. Show me your teeth!" Gackt grabbed for Hyde's chin and
HYDE grinned hugely and said, "wanna see some fangs, eh? i can show you fangs, and not just me. see, i didn't just pull K.A.Z. over with me, but ALL of us, Gacchan.didn't you watch our great animated VAMPS TALES2 video? do you think we just make this shit up? heh! i wouldn't be trying to pull your smarmy old vampire shit around this fish camp, ....if i were you that is. XDXD ...and whaddya mean you bit Petunia H Hypogriff, you ass?!!" (i named her by the way. ^_^ said Ju-ken) so saying HYDE and his mates bared their teeth and very long and pointy fangs appeared. Gackt jumped back with a cry, "then why was K.A.Z. saying he needed a vampire to save you??!!"
HYDE wrapped an arm around Gackt's drooping shoulders, drooping very low, of course to be accessible to the chibi-ish vampire. "ah, that is very simple, my old friend,..."
"Why should K.A.Z have taken the risk to collide with my broom? I mean, even Vampires get hurt, don't they. So... why not call for some other vampire who would immediately come when he heard that his... beloved old friend is in danger. Ne!" he said with a mischievous smile. "And I knew you could ride horses, erm, I mean hippogriffs and would use that." K.A.Z added from the background. "I didn't expect you to bite poor Petunia to give her vampire powers, though. Or was it because you were so much in need of real blood instead of a blood bottle?" Gackt's eyes narrowed dangerously and he wiped Hyde's arm away from his shoulders as if it was something dirty. "Friends..." he hissed. "Friends f*ckin' don't...
Barf in your face, kick you in the balls and then say Welcome to the ~Par-Tea!~ (Icon_lol just had to.) GRRRRRRRRR....." Gackt gathered his shredded dignity, took one step, whirled around and yelled "Who the F*ckin" HELL names a Hippogriff PETUNIA, for love of...errrrr..GACKT!??"
Poor Gakuto was so worked up, steam was rising from the vicinity of every step he took now. But that was not the only thing that produced steam as everybody noticed now. Beside Petunia a huge cloud built up and the voice of a woman echoed from inside. "Your behavior is an insult to my queendom!" Her voice rang in everybody's ears. When the cloud cleared up everybody stared at her. "Yes!" she said and threw back her long black hair. "It's Akasha, the queen of vampires, the queen of every single one of you! What's going on here?" she demanded. Gackt stumbled backwards against J who muttered
"Holy Shiotz, Batman!" and quickly took a long step back leaving poor Gackt to stumble and land upon his rather battered dignity and somewhat scantily clad posterior as his tight leather pants chose just that moment to rip down the back seam.
as he lay there grimacing with a mixture of shame at his circumstances and fear of the legendary Queen's expected Fierce Reprimand for all of their recent hi-jinks, here and across the stages of Japan, HYDE quickly knelt beside his old pal and tied the stained but clean tablecloth the band used for their impromptu fish fry parties around Gackt's waist while whispering a bit loudly "dummy, why'd you pick today to NOT wear your fancy "pantsies" you so love underneath?" which caused even the Queen, who had easily overheard the comment to say..
"Yes, why? I loooooved those with the sssssnake pattern you showed so open-heartedly on TV, my dear..." She purred like a cat. Her face looked several degrees friendlier now.
"Hyde, I hate you! Why did you say that?" Gackt whispered and grabbed for his friend's arm in panic. "Have you never met her before? The queen is a notorious nymphomaniac. She will want to devour me now. Oh my god. Not again." "Again??? What do you mean by again???" Hyde asked, perplexed. "Queen?" Gackt said quickly and crawled a few lengths backwards, trying hard to keep the tablecloth in place. "You may want to check Hyde's underwear for a change today. He's got some fancy skull print pantsu. Really, erm... manly. Watched Nico Nico by any chance?" he asked sheepishly when he saw Hyde gaping at him with an open mouth. Akasha pointed at Hyde and demanded, "Display....now!!!"
Hyde stammered and blushed and decided to lie. After all, the queen was a woman and if his fan girls were so gullible, perhaps the queen was, too.
"Actually," he proclaimed, "today I am not wearing any. It was quite hot earlier and I thought we might go skinny-dipping so I wore less clothes than normal. Look." Hyde dropped the edge of his pants down being careful not to show the underwear beneath.
The queen's face drooped in disappointment.
"But", Hyde offered, "my good friend Gackt told me earlier that he had gone shopping and had a whole new collection back at his apartment. Plus he has just purchased new blood-red silk pajamas and was waiting for the right moment to wear them for you. Perhaps this is a good time?"
Gackt sputtered in amazement and the queen whirled to face him.
"Ah, my sweet pet," she purred. "So you really enjoyed the last time! Let us depart them and go for 5 in a row."
"Five?" mumbled Hyde under his breath. "Is that the best he can do?"
The queen swooped up the pale Gackt and whirled off with him.
"Well," said K.A.Z "That was a bit of a time, wasn't it? How about now we..."
...practice the lines for our movie?" "Eeeeeh? Movie?" Ju-ken asked in confusion. J cleared his throat. "Yeah. Movie. Sorry, I have only told Hyde and K.A.Z about it so far, but you all will be included, of course. You can't do enough promotion, guys. So I came up with this great script and ah..." Hyde smiled like a little boy. "We all got such great roles! K.A.Z will play..."
"But wait!" interrupted Ju-ken. "What's it all? The movie, I mean".
"Well," said Hyde. "It's called VAMPS of the Islands and it is about vampire pirates. I just loved my outfit so much in ANGEL TRIP. I got to swagger and everything. Plus K.A.Z will get to sneak in Ponyo without people guessing what is going on there. It's the perfect film for all of us. Now back to the roles......"
Lost in thought, K.A.Z said: "Ponyo-chan will play a little mermaid in our movie... so... so so romantic..." "A bonsai version, yeah. It was a tough job to find a fitting wig for her." J sneered. "And what about yourself, K.A.Z?" Ju-ken asked and suppressed a grin. "Will you play her father?"
"Father?" gasped K.A.Z with clenched fists. "Why you miserable bastard! I could never be her father!"
"I know", smirked Ju-ken. "You do know that you talk in your sleep?"
"What?!!", sputtered K.A.Z. "I talk in my sleep? What do I say?"
Ju-ken smiled a sly smile while Hyde doubled up with laughter. "For starters, besides the sounds I mean, just last night you....."
mumbled something like: "Ponyo-chan, we must be careful... I don't want to father a thousand eggs tonight... although..."
"Whaaat???" K.A.Z yelled and gasped for air. Hyde continued. "Yeah. And you talked of her "naughty little scales" and her "prickling salty lips" and..." "Is that true, Kazu-chan?" Right at that moment, Ponyo...
appeared at KAZ's kneecap and tugged at the hem of his baggy shorts. she looked up at him with such sweet and trusting eyes, a hush fell over the normally jocular group. but when a tiny tear appeared at the corner of her eye, a collective "awwwww, so sweeeeet!" rumbled from the men and various offers of hankies and tissues were made before KAZ dropped to his knees and said"...
"Ponyo-chan, I am so sorry... I didn't want to say such embarrassing things about you..." He took a checkered hankerchief out of his pocket and carefully patted Ponyo's round cheeks dry. "It must be Hyde's stupid MCs. If you have to listen to them every day... it corrupts your dreams and..." K.A.Z nervously searched for words when he saw how Ponyo still continued to snuffle. "When I am awake I would never dare to... " "It's not that, Kazu-chan. I know my scales sometimes tickle you when I sleep on your belly." She smiled shyly. "And when you kiss me good-night you always tell me that I taste like the sea. It's not that. It's... about being a fish daddy." Ponyo blinked expectantly at him. K.A.Z hankerchief glid out of his hands.
if KAZ could have fallen further towards the floor without squashing his precious Ponyo, he would've. the men around them grew still and quiet. KAZ was afraid to ask the pertinent question...how could????? His mind drew blanks all around his poor addled brain cells. BIG gray blanks with black and looming question marks at the end!! was he going insane?? HE was a MAN and Ponyo was essentially not quite a human, he thought, even if she did cuddle really nicely in the night.... WHOA!! that was how he got in this mess!! Icon_eek
Hyde gazed at his pal at first in consternation, then understanding and some small measure of amusement. he knew the feeling. hadn't Megumi hit him like a ton of bricks once upon a time in just this same way? figuratively and then when he didn't act happy fast enough, she quite literally socked him in the nose and kicked what should have been his knee, but due to size differences hit him at a more tender spot. he would never forget that day! no man was ever ready for such a situation. and to get it in front of his buddies, well, he thought, women really knew how to pick their spot for confrontation, didn't they?
he didn't know whether to console his friend or congratulate the diminutive mom-to-be. he understood all too well how people would look at one's small stature and never consider that they were addressing a fully capable adult. and in fish years, he assumed Ponyo was a just the right age for such goings on as his friend "dreamed" about to bear fruit. haha, "fruit" indeed! now how was the Master Fisherman going to explain his ~fish fry parties~?? lol
Hyde knelt beside the dumbstruck man and patted him on the shoulder gently, so as not to send him raving into the night. "ne, Kazu-kun, sounds to me like Miss Ponyo has some mighty BIG news for such a wee lady-errm-fishling. Buck up old man, it isn't the end of the world, y'know? it could be lots of FUN being a ~fish daddy~. think of playing in the pond with the little tadpoles..."
"Hyde!" Ponyo exclaimed in some indignation, "tadpoles are froggies! not fishes!!" and with that she stormed over and poked Hyde right in the.....
eye.
"Damn!", screamed Hyde. "Now I'll have to wear a patch over the right one, too! How can such tiny little fingers do so much damage?"
"Well you should know about that," smirked Ponyo. "You're not so big yourself now are you? Funny tall shoes, lifts, careful camera shots......."
Hyde gasped in indignation.
"But it doesn't matter now does it?" queried Ponyo. "The size I mean. Your beautiful voice is what matters and your kind heart. I mean look at K.A.Z and myself as a size difference. And yet we manage to
have sleepovers and pick out a fluffy guinea pig together! Guinea pigs and tadpoles are tiny!" Ponyo nodded reassuringly to Hyde. Hyde squinted his poke-wounded eye and pouted awkwardly. "I want a guinea pig..."
but I'm allergic to their fur. It's not fair. Not fair at all. I love to caress tiny furry things. They are so soothing. Even Mao has a hamster. And Shinji. I'd put that damn nipple ring back in if I could have a small, furry warm creature to keep me company." Hyde looked on the verge of tears.
Ponyo looked sympathetic. "Well," she began, "You could always
wear gloves and a mask. If you really love someone, there is always a way to get together. See, when Kazu-chan accompanies me for visits to my family he always has to wear a diving-suit, he can't breathe under water like me ne. There is a solution for everything..." "If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. Yeah." someone growled from behind her. "Did you read the Gacktionary?" asked Gackt who held a towel against his bleeding neck, the other towel was wrapped around his waist again. Ponyo held her hand before her mouth and looked at him with big worried eyes. "Don't look at me like that, blowfishie. The queen takes love bites literally, that's all." He said as cooly as possible although he looked pretty shattered. "I need a fish hook and a fishing line. I want to fix my pants and go home. I will write a wedding song for you in exchange if you want. And Hyde, I know someone with a guinea pig farm. Want one or two?"
"A wedding song?" Ponyo blushed and turned her head back to K.A.Z who still sat on the ground with blank eyes. "Can my guinea pig be your best man then?" it escaped Hyde's lips before he realized



just what he had said..and that K.A.Z. was still in some sort of stupor. Hyde looked at battered Gackt and said "you need to go get some rest Gacchan. this has been a bit more trauma than even you can shrug off." and his voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper as he handed the poor man the requested fishing supplies which Ju-ken had gathered, "i'll get with you later about the guinea pigs, ok?" Gackt nodded absently and gathering his torn pants and supplies went to sit by the fire and repair his clothes and maybe his dignity..just a little. little Ponyo looked at him with a mixture of sorrow and pity, but said nothing more.

Jin motioned for Ju-ken and Arimatsu to go join Gackt by the fire and took Ponyo's hand and led her over there as well, asking her to tell them about her home under the sea and hopefully giving Hyde a moment to get K.A.Z. back on his feet. picking up on his cue, Hyde quickly squatted down beside his best pal. "hey, Kazu, is there anything you wanna talk about or something i can do?" slowly K.A.Z turned his head towards Hyde. there was a haunted look in his eyes. "Hyde" he whispered. the blond head leaned in close to hear. "what should i do? i don't know anything about this kind of stuff! you know how shy i get. i'm just gonna screw it all up somehow." Hyde reached up to pat his friend's shoulder and said


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(09-13-2010, 11:23 PM)mamikochan Wrote: Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
Ju-ken. His face looked almost green meanhwile. "Are you cosplaying Harry Potter?"
"Oh cool! I want to be McGonagall! By all means!" said Hyde. "As long as I get to be Harry once again. Does anyone have a broom? If you remember, I can do this part very well."
"What do you mean you never saw that video? It was all over YouTube!!!!"
"I guess I can use K.A.Z's fishing rod then".
K.A.Z looks horrified and has visions of wood splinters everywhere. "You don't touch my fishing rod!" he yells at Hyde. "You can have everything from me but not my fishing rod! It's my... my... my... PRECIOUSSSSS!!!"
"Anything?" questions Hyde with a wicked gleam in his eyes. "You mean even your......."
"Hyde, don't go any further!" Ju-ken interrupts him and pulls Hyde's head away from K.A.Z' ear. K.A.Z still mumbles "Preciousss! Preciousss! Preciousss!" and holds his fishing rod tight that he conjured up from nobody knows where. Hyde growls: "Ju-ken, you...
"interfering bastard! I almost had his fishing secret out of him! How else can he catch so many fish without having a secret about it? Next time mind your own damn business. Go ride your motorcycle or something," grumbled Hyde and he stomped off to
collect parts for assembling his broom while K.A.Z carefully let go of his fishing rod and hid it under a heap of leaves. After a short while Hyde held his finished broom in his hand and climbed back on the tree. "I will call my broom REVOLUTION because it can transport me to any place I like. Any-place-I-like!" Hyde let out a devlish laughter and climbed higher and higher until he reached the top of the tree. "Don't do it, Hyde!" Ju-ken yelled when he saw that Hyde mounted his broom and looked like he would jump from the tree any minute. "That thing is fuckin' high!!!" K.A.Z turned pale and positioned himself under the tree with his arms wide open. "Holy shit." Ari muttered and kicked his hippogriff. "Fly after him, honey!" Right at that moment Hyde closed his eyes and kicked off.
"I dive all the time at concerts," he yelled. "This is no different. I know that I can fly!" As the air whoosed past him, Hyde's courage fell. He realized how high up in the air he was and that his broom obviously flew at around 125 miles per hour. It felt like riding on a rocket without a safety belt. "Heeelp meee!!!" His voice was fading in the distance. Everybody stared after him. Ari's hippogriff was much to slow to keep up with him. "What do we do now???" K.A.Z asked.
They looked at each other puzzled for a minute until, all at once, they seemed to arrive at the same conclusion simultaneously. Each reached into their pocket, withdrawing their favorite cigarette and lighter of choice. As if rehearsed, they all lit their cigarettes in unison and took long, contemplative drags, meditating on the circling swirls of smoke as their only possible course of action in a world gone mad.
They stood there for endless moments until they heard an inhuman scream from very far away. "That w-w-wasn't Hyde, was it?"" K.A.Z stammered and let his cigarette drop to the ground. "No, definitely not." Ju-ken whispered and deeply inhaled. "That must be someone Hyde hit. Holy shit..." "But who else was there in the air?" Jin wondered. "It wasn't the hippogriff." Ari added. "But then who was it...?"
The answer to their question landed at their feet with a thud. "J!", they cried in unison. "What are you doing here,dude?"
J stands up and brushes himself off. "I can smell K.A.Z's fish cooking from miles away. That crazy Hyde almost did me in though. What the hell is he up to now?"
"My fish!", wailed K.A.Z as he turned to the fireplace where a few of his fishes on sticks had already turned black. "Oh my god, Ponyo will kill me when she hears how disrespectful I treated her dead buddies. Oh dear, what do I do now!" K.A.Z was close to tears. The others exchanged embarassed looks. "Erm, look... K.A.Z..." J cleared his throat. "We really should check on Hyde now. He is still flyin' around up there." he said matter-of-factly. "Anybody got a lasso or somethin'? Or does anybody know somebody or somethin' that can fly after him?" K.A.Z looked up from his charred fish with red eyes. "Maybe we could ask a va-va-vampire?" he suggested in a thin voice.
Suddenly, a little child with chubby cheeks and a smug-yet-innocent smile on his face floated down slowly towards everyone else. He came out of nowhere, but in a way, was godly. He was playing the ukelele and singing "The Vampire Song" from the movie, Juno. The rest looked in awe, as the boy began to grow taller and taller while he was playing. Soon he transformed into a slender teenager, then into a muscular adult. His angelic voice transformed into that of a sonorous bass and his innocence faded away from his face. All of a sudden he stopped playing and threw the ukulele behind his back where it crashed with an ugly sound. "WHO called me?" he asked in a dangerously cold voice. His steel blue eyes were scanning everybody from head to toe until Ju-ken jumped up and shook his fist at the smug bastard saying,"WTF Gackt??? we're in need of a REAL vampire's skills, not some smartypants age-progression show-off! Hyde is in TROUBLE!"
Gacky squinted his eerily blue glowing eyes and said:
"The hell with Hyde. I smell fish cooking. When is dinner? Feed me first, entertain me, tell me a few dirty jokes, and then I'll help you get Hyde back. Besides he can tell me then why he named your feeble band "Vamps", because I - do you hear me - I am the vampire here, not him. Ju-ken, and don't you think you can offend me like that just because you had the honor to be in GacktJOB. I AM a vampire, a robot and the incarnation of Uesugi Kenshin at the same time. Don't you ever forget that. Now feed me. And I MEAN feed me. I don't want to make my hands dirty. Ka-zu-hi-to? Would you please." he demanded in a tone that allowed no protest. Behind his back, J pointed his finger to his head and whispered dryly:
"the botox has petrified his brain"
Ari and Jin sniggered behind their hands, but all of the plastic that had been used to re-sculpt Gackt's features also allowed him to function somewhat like a sonar disc. he quickly whipped around, making sure his kenshin costume billowed out behind him fetchingly, and fixed both men with a piercing blue glare before he revealed that he was wearing no underwear. Ju-ken's eyes bugged and Ari stumbled back a few steps gasping for air. "NOW", swaggered Gackt, "You see why I don't have to wear a bra on my head to impress the fangirls. Plus true vampires would suck necks while surfing the crowd. You are all so lame. Honestly K.A.Z you should have partnered with me. I know that if VAMPS was my band then you all wouldn't need to worry about nice ladies and blood donors for your whole life anymore. You could bathe in seas of blood! Bathe! Just like back in those good old Illuminati days." He smiled derisively. "Now where's that weird hippogriff of yours, I will speed him up a little to catch our little darling up there..." The hippogriff that stood beside the tree started to shiver when he saw Gackt approaching. "Come here, little beastie..." he hummed darkly. Within seconds Gackt pierced his fangs into the hippogriff's throat, drank a few quick gulps, drew his teeth back again and jumped on the animal's back with a blood smeared mouth. "That's how you do it. And don't you ever doubt again I am a vampire. Understood?" Gackt was kicking the hippogriff violently with his boots when suddenly a whimpering Hyde flew by again on his broom. When Gackt stared up to him a full load of vomit came down on his freshly styled hair, ran over his face and finally over his new D&G shirt. For a few seconds there was only silence. Then Hyde swooped down and landed with a thump in front of a dripping Gackt.
"So", questioned Hyde, "you think that you are the only true vampire in the world? Well, let me inform you of a few facts, my perverted friend. It is I, Hyde, who is the vampire king! How many bloody lives have you performed lately? How many top 100 lists has your name been on? You talk of fangs....yet have you seen mine? Shall we have a contest? You cannot even keep your bass player loyal to you. He is now mine!"
Gackt spun around and glared at Ju-ken who threw up his hands in defense.
"Wait!" commanded Hyde. "You don't even know the best part. Ju-ken told me you had no real victims for ages. Every few days you are in the hospital to get your bottles of blood intravenously and..."
"Liar!!!" Gackt fumed with rage and ripped off his dirty shirt. Meanwhile the smell started to turn his stomach over. "Your lies, Ju-ken, are as dirty as this shirt here!!!" He stormed at Ju-ken, grabbed him at his hair and started to press the stinking shirt into his face when Ju-ken whipped around with his super awesome bassist-ninja skills, dodged Gackt's hand, and kicked him in the balls. "DAMMIT!" yelled Gackt. He continued to roll around on the ground grabbing "Magnum" in his hands, even though he had planned to rip Ju-ken into pieces he had forgotten how many kickboxing lessons he had given him himself and hadn't taken enough care to defend himself. Now K.A.Z came up to him with a bucket full of water. "Sorry, but nobody can smell my delicious fish anymore because of that disgusting mixture of Platinum Egoiste and Hyde's vomit." he said and poured the water all over Gackt's head. He looked so miserable now that Hyde started to pity him, but when K.A.Z suddenly said: "Let's play Kyuketsu now." he forgot about the misery that Gackt was in.
"Yes!", Hyde screamed. "Let's show this damn bastard how it should be done!! We shall demonstrate the true dark forces of vampire's musical abilities here and now with all of the trimmings. You have heard this one, neh?"
Gackt numbly shook his head no.
"What?", Hyde was starting to turn purple with rage. "How can you lie there dripping wet and proclaim innocence? How can you ignore that because of us and our creative Vampire songs everybody started to LOVE Vampires, LOVE! You MUST know Kyuketsu!!! It's epic, it will make history, it..."
"Hyde..." Gackt growled. "I bit that stupid hippogriff - which tasted awful by the way - because I wanted to save your fucking life. You could have died falling down that silly Revolution broom of yours. And what do I get? You vomit on my head, K.A.Z throws his smelly fish water in my face and you ask me if I know your latest pubertal Vampire song?" Slowly Gackt got up and walked up to Hyde with a dangerous smile. "You are no real vampire, my little friend. Show me your teeth!" Gackt grabbed for Hyde's chin and
HYDE grinned hugely and said, "wanna see some fangs, eh? i can show you fangs, and not just me. see, i didn't just pull K.A.Z. over with me, but ALL of us, Gacchan.didn't you watch our great animated VAMPS TALES2 video? do you think we just make this shit up? heh! i wouldn't be trying to pull your smarmy old vampire shit around this fish camp, ....if i were you that is. XDXD ...and whaddya mean you bit Petunia H Hypogriff, you ass?!!" (i named her by the way. ^_^ said Ju-ken) so saying HYDE and his mates bared their teeth and very long and pointy fangs appeared. Gackt jumped back with a cry, "then why was K.A.Z. saying he needed a vampire to save you??!!"
HYDE wrapped an arm around Gackt's drooping shoulders, drooping very low, of course to be accessible to the chibi-ish vampire. "ah, that is very simple, my old friend,..."
"Why should K.A.Z have taken the risk to collide with my broom? I mean, even Vampires get hurt, don't they. So... why not call for some other vampire who would immediately come when he heard that his... beloved old friend is in danger. Ne!" he said with a mischievous smile. "And I knew you could ride horses, erm, I mean hippogriffs and would use that." K.A.Z added from the background. "I didn't expect you to bite poor Petunia to give her vampire powers, though. Or was it because you were so much in need of real blood instead of a blood bottle?" Gackt's eyes narrowed dangerously and he wiped Hyde's arm away from his shoulders as if it was something dirty. "Friends..." he hissed. "Friends f*ckin' don't...
Barf in your face, kick you in the balls and then say Welcome to the ~Par-Tea!~ (Icon_lol just had to.) GRRRRRRRRR....." Gackt gathered his shredded dignity, took one step, whirled around and yelled "Who the F*ckin" HELL names a Hippogriff PETUNIA, for love of...errrrr..GACKT!??"
Poor Gakuto was so worked up, steam was rising from the vicinity of every step he took now. But that was not the only thing that produced steam as everybody noticed now. Beside Petunia a huge cloud built up and the voice of a woman echoed from inside. "Your behavior is an insult to my queendom!" Her voice rang in everybody's ears. When the cloud cleared up everybody stared at her. "Yes!" she said and threw back her long black hair. "It's Akasha, the queen of vampires, the queen of every single one of you! What's going on here?" she demanded. Gackt stumbled backwards against J who muttered
"Holy Shiotz, Batman!" and quickly took a long step back leaving poor Gackt to stumble and land upon his rather battered dignity and somewhat scantily clad posterior as his tight leather pants chose just that moment to rip down the back seam.
as he lay there grimacing with a mixture of shame at his circumstances and fear of the legendary Queen's expected Fierce Reprimand for all of their recent hi-jinks, here and across the stages of Japan, HYDE quickly knelt beside his old pal and tied the stained but clean tablecloth the band used for their impromptu fish fry parties around Gackt's waist while whispering a bit loudly "dummy, why'd you pick today to NOT wear your fancy "pantsies" you so love underneath?" which caused even the Queen, who had easily overheard the comment to say..
"Yes, why? I loooooved those with the sssssnake pattern you showed so open-heartedly on TV, my dear..." She purred like a cat. Her face looked several degrees friendlier now.
"Hyde, I hate you! Why did you say that?" Gackt whispered and grabbed for his friend's arm in panic. "Have you never met her before? The queen is a notorious nymphomaniac. She will want to devour me now. Oh my god. Not again." "Again??? What do you mean by again???" Hyde asked, perplexed. "Queen?" Gackt said quickly and crawled a few lengths backwards, trying hard to keep the tablecloth in place. "You may want to check Hyde's underwear for a change today. He's got some fancy skull print pantsu. Really, erm... manly. Watched Nico Nico by any chance?" he asked sheepishly when he saw Hyde gaping at him with an open mouth. Akasha pointed at Hyde and demanded, "Display....now!!!"
Hyde stammered and blushed and decided to lie. After all, the queen was a woman and if his fan girls were so gullible, perhaps the queen was, too.
"Actually," he proclaimed, "today I am not wearing any. It was quite hot earlier and I thought we might go skinny-dipping so I wore less clothes than normal. Look." Hyde dropped the edge of his pants down being careful not to show the underwear beneath.
The queen's face drooped in disappointment.
"But", Hyde offered, "my good friend Gackt told me earlier that he had gone shopping and had a whole new collection back at his apartment. Plus he has just purchased new blood-red silk pajamas and was waiting for the right moment to wear them for you. Perhaps this is a good time?"
Gackt sputtered in amazement and the queen whirled to face him.
"Ah, my sweet pet," she purred. "So you really enjoyed the last time! Let us depart them and go for 5 in a row."
"Five?" mumbled Hyde under his breath. "Is that the best he can do?"
The queen swooped up the pale Gackt and whirled off with him.
"Well," said K.A.Z "That was a bit of a time, wasn't it? How about now we..."
...practice the lines for our movie?" "Eeeeeh? Movie?" Ju-ken asked in confusion. J cleared his throat. "Yeah. Movie. Sorry, I have only told Hyde and K.A.Z about it so far, but you all will be included, of course. You can't do enough promotion, guys. So I came up with this great script and ah..." Hyde smiled like a little boy. "We all got such great roles! K.A.Z will play..."
"But wait!" interrupted Ju-ken. "What's it all? The movie, I mean".
"Well," said Hyde. "It's called VAMPS of the Islands and it is about vampire pirates. I just loved my outfit so much in ANGEL TRIP. I got to swagger and everything. Plus K.A.Z will get to sneak in Ponyo without people guessing what is going on there. It's the perfect film for all of us. Now back to the roles......"
Lost in thought, K.A.Z said: "Ponyo-chan will play a little mermaid in our movie... so... so so romantic..." "A bonsai version, yeah. It was a tough job to find a fitting wig for her." J sneered. "And what about yourself, K.A.Z?" Ju-ken asked and suppressed a grin. "Will you play her father?"
"Father?" gasped K.A.Z with clenched fists. "Why you miserable bastard! I could never be her father!"
"I know", smirked Ju-ken. "You do know that you talk in your sleep?"
"What?!!", sputtered K.A.Z. "I talk in my sleep? What do I say?"
Ju-ken smiled a sly smile while Hyde doubled up with laughter. "For starters, besides the sounds I mean, just last night you....."
mumbled something like: "Ponyo-chan, we must be careful... I don't want to father a thousand eggs tonight... although..."
"Whaaat???" K.A.Z yelled and gasped for air. Hyde continued. "Yeah. And you talked of her "naughty little scales" and her "prickling salty lips" and..." "Is that true, Kazu-chan?" Right at that moment, Ponyo...
appeared at KAZ's kneecap and tugged at the hem of his baggy shorts. she looked up at him with such sweet and trusting eyes, a hush fell over the normally jocular group. but when a tiny tear appeared at the corner of her eye, a collective "awwwww, so sweeeeet!" rumbled from the men and various offers of hankies and tissues were made before KAZ dropped to his knees and said"...
"Ponyo-chan, I am so sorry... I didn't want to say such embarrassing things about you..." He took a checkered hankerchief out of his pocket and carefully patted Ponyo's round cheeks dry. "It must be Hyde's stupid MCs. If you have to listen to them every day... it corrupts your dreams and..." K.A.Z nervously searched for words when he saw how Ponyo still continued to snuffle. "When I am awake I would never dare to... " "It's not that, Kazu-chan. I know my scales sometimes tickle you when I sleep on your belly." She smiled shyly. "And when you kiss me good-night you always tell me that I taste like the sea. It's not that. It's... about being a fish daddy." Ponyo blinked expectantly at him. K.A.Z hankerchief glid out of his hands.
if KAZ could have fallen further towards the floor without squashing his precious Ponyo, he would've. the men around them grew still and quiet. KAZ was afraid to ask the pertinent question...how could????? His mind drew blanks all around his poor addled brain cells. BIG gray blanks with black and looming question marks at the end!! was he going insane?? HE was a MAN and Ponyo was essentially not quite a human, he thought, even if she did cuddle really nicely in the night.... WHOA!! that was how he got in this mess!! Icon_eek
Hyde gazed at his pal at first in consternation, then understanding and some small measure of amusement. he knew the feeling. hadn't Megumi hit him like a ton of bricks once upon a time in just this same way? figuratively and then when he didn't act happy fast enough, she quite literally socked him in the nose and kicked what should have been his knee, but due to size differences hit him at a more tender spot. he would never forget that day! no man was ever ready for such a situation. and to get it in front of his buddies, well, he thought, women really knew how to pick their spot for confrontation, didn't they?
he didn't know whether to console his friend or congratulate the diminutive mom-to-be. he understood all too well how people would look at one's small stature and never consider that they were addressing a fully capable adult. and in fish years, he assumed Ponyo was a just the right age for such goings on as his friend "dreamed" about to bear fruit. haha, "fruit" indeed! now how was the Master Fisherman going to explain his ~fish fry parties~?? lol
Hyde knelt beside the dumbstruck man and patted him on the shoulder gently, so as not to send him raving into the night. "ne, Kazu-kun, sounds to me like Miss Ponyo has some mighty BIG news for such a wee lady-errm-fishling. Buck up old man, it isn't the end of the world, y'know? it could be lots of FUN being a ~fish daddy~. think of playing in the pond with the little tadpoles..."
"Hyde!" Ponyo exclaimed in some indignation, "tadpoles are froggies! not fishes!!" and with that she stormed over and poked Hyde right in the.....
eye.
"Damn!", screamed Hyde. "Now I'll have to wear a patch over the right one, too! How can such tiny little fingers do so much damage?"
"Well you should know about that," smirked Ponyo. "You're not so big yourself now are you? Funny tall shoes, lifts, careful camera shots......."
Hyde gasped in indignation.
"But it doesn't matter now does it?" queried Ponyo. "The size I mean. Your beautiful voice is what matters and your kind heart. I mean look at K.A.Z and myself as a size difference. And yet we manage to
have sleepovers and pick out a fluffy guinea pig together! Guinea pigs and tadpoles are tiny!" Ponyo nodded reassuringly to Hyde. Hyde squinted his poke-wounded eye and pouted awkwardly. "I want a guinea pig..."
but I'm allergic to their fur. It's not fair. Not fair at all. I love to caress tiny furry things. They are so soothing. Even Mao has a hamster. And Shinji. I'd put that damn nipple ring back in if I could have a small, furry warm creature to keep me company." Hyde looked on the verge of tears.
Ponyo looked sympathetic. "Well," she began, "You could always
wear gloves and a mask. If you really love someone, there is always a way to get together. See, when Kazu-chan accompanies me for visits to my family he always has to wear a diving-suit, he can't breathe under water like me ne. There is a solution for everything..." "If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. Yeah." someone growled from behind her. "Did you read the Gacktionary?" asked Gackt who held a towel against his bleeding neck, the other towel was wrapped around his waist again. Ponyo held her hand before her mouth and looked at him with big worried eyes. "Don't look at me like that, blowfishie. The queen takes love bites literally, that's all." He said as cooly as possible although he looked pretty shattered. "I need a fish hook and a fishing line. I want to fix my pants and go home. I will write a wedding song for you in exchange if you want. And Hyde, I know someone with a guinea pig farm. Want one or two?"
"A wedding song?" Ponyo blushed and turned her head back to K.A.Z who still sat on the ground with blank eyes. "Can my guinea pig be your best man then?" it escaped Hyde's lips before he realized just what he had said..and that K.A.Z. was still in some sort of stupor. Hyde looked at battered Gackt and said "you need to go get some rest Gacchan. this has been a bit more trauma than even you can shrug off." and his voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper as he handed the poor man the requested fishing supplies which Ju-ken had gathered, "i'll get with you later about the guinea pigs, ok?" Gackt nodded absently and gathering his torn pants and supplies went to sit by the fire and repair his clothes and maybe his dignity..just a little. little Ponyo looked at him with a mixture of sorrow and pity, but said nothing more.

Jin motioned for Ju-ken and Arimatsu to go join Gackt by the fire and took Ponyo's hand and led her over there as well, asking her to tell them about her home under the sea and hopefully giving Hyde a moment to get K.A.Z. back on his feet. picking up on his cue, Hyde quickly squatted down beside his best pal. "hey, Kazu, is there anything you wanna talk about or something i can do?" slowly K.A.Z turned his head towards Hyde. there was a haunted look in his eyes. "Hyde" he whispered. the blond head leaned in close to hear. "what should i do? i don't know anything about this kind of stuff! you know how shy i get. i'm just gonna screw it all up somehow." Hyde reached up to pat his friend's shoulder and said

"See... I don't know much about fish weddings, either. Maybe they are all different then human weddings. Ask Ponyo. She is an emancipated gi... eee... fish, let her do the first move and tell you how it's done." K.A.Z shook his head. "But... what about the babies... that's even worse. I have no clue about babies at all. What will I have to do with them?" "I think you are actually lucky because fish babies are quite independent. Maybe there won't be anything to do for you at all! I think you can just enjoy them, see them swim all together in the great blue ocean... it will be beautiful, I'm sure..."
"One fish birth is a whole swarm of fish. What if one baby gets lost? Like... like Nemo..." K.A.Z saw himself crossing whole oceans in search of one of his kids and felt miserable. "And we have to give them names, don't we? A thousand names..." K.A.Z spread out his arms and let them sink down again with a helpless gesture.
"We will help you two with the names, don't worry. Don't you think a little Ophelia, a Dolly or a Lucy Iwaike would be cute?" Hyde tried to convince him.
"That's only three names." sighed K.A.Z. Hyde tried to stay enthusiastic. "We can always ask our many friends, Kazu, I'm sure they will come up with a lot of beautiful names." "I'm sure Kiyoharu will name two of our girls Sherry and Sandy." K.A.Z said in a monotonous voice. "But where do I get a thousand godfathers and godmothers from?" He buried his head in his hands. "This is too much."
"No, no no no no no, it's no problem at all! We will ask the fans! Every fan can apply to be a godfather or godmother for one of your kids. We can install an underwater webcam so that every fan can see them online and chose! How about that?" Hyde smiled encouragingly.
"I don't know if Ponyo would like that." K.A.Z shook his head. "And I don't know if... I would like that. I mean... would you let a fan chose to be a godfather or -mother for one of your kids? As much as I love the fans..." Hyde scratched his head and fell silent for a few seconds. Suddenly another issue came to his mind. Carefully he asked: "Eee, K.A.Z, do you actually know much about fish genetics? I mean, do you know what happens when a fish is crossed with a vampire?" K.A.Z froze. "D-D-do you mean they could... ... be... p-p-piranhas? This would be
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