Yes, he tries to be half a hairlength taller by squatting on the chair xD. I'd be thankful for a translation as well, I only understand that Haido is talking about the release of Memories on the 15th of December and that they shot the clip at Paris. He tries to remember the name of the river in Paris and Kazu tells him it's called Seine. Then Haido talks about going by boat on the Seine and then something I'm not sure of (that he wanted to jump in the river O.O??? no clue, probably I misunderstood xD). Well and that Paris was fun.
Then they were talking about next year, hm, didn't understand that part well at all. That they want to keep it simple or something like that? And then "hakuchou ashii no yori" O.o??? We need someone more capable of Japanese now ;-).