Quote:Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
Ju-ken. His face looked almost green meanhwile. "Are you cosplaying Harry Potter?"
"Oh cool! I want to be McGonagall! By all means!" said Hyde. "As long as I get to be Harry once again. Does anyone have a broom? If you remember, I can do this part very well."
"What do you mean you never saw that video? It was all over YouTube!!!!"
"I guess I can use K.A.Z's fishing rod then".
K.A.Z looks horrified and has visions of wood splinters everywhere. "You don't touch my fishing rod!" he yells at Hyde. "You can have everything from me but not my fishing rod! It's my... my... my... PRECIOUSSSSS!!!"
"Anything?" questions Hyde with a wicked gleam in his eyes. "You mean even your......."
"Hyde, don't go any further!" Ju-ken interrupts him and pulls Hyde's head away from K.A.Z' ear. K.A.Z still mumbles "Preciousss! Preciousss! Preciousss!" and holds his fishing rod tight that he conjured up from nobody knows where. Hyde growls: "Ju-ken, you...
"interfering bastard! I almost had his fishing secret out of him! How else can he catch so many fish without having a secret about it? Next time mind your own damn business. Go ride your motorcycle or something," grumbled Hyde and he stomped off to
collect parts for assembling his broom while K.A.Z carefully let go of his fishing rod and hid it under a heap of leaves. After a short while Hyde held his finished broom in his hand and climbed back on the tree. "I will call my broom REVOLUTION because it can transport me to any place I like. Any-place-I-like!" Hyde let out a devlish laughter and climbed higher and higher until he reached the top of the tree. "Don't do it, Hyde!" Ju-ken yelled when he saw that Hyde mounted his broom and looked like he would jump from the tree any minute. "That thing is fuckin' high!!!" K.A.Z turned pale and positioned himself under the tree with his arms wide open. "Holy shit." Ari muttered and kicked his hippogriff. "Fly after him, honey!" Right at that moment Hyde closed his eyes and kicked off.
"I dive all the time at concerts," he yelled. "This is no different. I know that I can fly!" As the air whoosed past him, Hyde's courage fell. He realized how high up in the air he was and that his broom obviously flew at around 125 miles per hour. It felt like riding on a rocket without a safety belt. "Heeelp meee!!!" His voice was fading in the distance. Everybody stared after him. Ari's hippogriff was much to slow to keep up with him. "What do we do now???" K.A.Z asked.
They looked at each other puzzled for a minute until, all at once, they seemed to arrive at the same conclusion simultaneously. Each reached into their pocket, withdrawing their favorite cigarette and lighter of choice. As if rehearsed, they all lit their cigarettes in unison and took long, contemplative drags, meditating on the circling swirls of smoke as their only possible course of action in a world gone mad.
They stood there for endless moments until they heard an inhuman scream from very far away. "That w-w-wasn't Hyde, was it?"" K.A.Z stammered and let his cigarette drop to the ground. "No, definitely not." Ju-ken whispered and deeply inhaled. "That must be someone Hyde hit. Holy shit..." "But who else was there in the air?" Jin wondered. "It wasn't the hippogriff." Ari added. "But then who was it...?"
The answer to their question landed at their feet with a thud. "J!", they cried in unison. "What are you doing here,dude?"
J stands up and brushes himself off. "I can smell K.A.Z's fish cooking from miles away. That crazy Hyde almost did me in though. What the hell is he up to now?"
"My fish!", wailed K.A.Z as he turned to the fireplace where a few of his fishes on sticks had already turned black. "Oh my god, Ponyo will kill me when she hears how disrespectful I treated her dead buddies. Oh dear, what do I do now!" K.A.Z was close to tears. The others exchanged embarassed looks. "Erm, look... K.A.Z..." J cleared his throat. "We really should check on Hyde now. He is still flyin' around up there." he said matter-of-factly. "Anybody got a lasso or somethin'? Or does anybody know somebody or somethin' that can fly after him?" K.A.Z looked up from his charred fish with red eyes. "Maybe we could ask a va-va-vampire?" he suggested in a thin voice.