Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."