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RE: VAMPS GAME. - cathb - 08-02-2010
(08-02-2010, 02:36 AM)derMauersegler Wrote: Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
RE: VAMPS GAME. - derMauersegler - 08-04-2010
Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
RE: VAMPS GAME. - harumi - 08-04-2010
(08-04-2010, 02:54 AM)derMauersegler Wrote: Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
RE: VAMPS GAME. - mamikochan - 08-04-2010
(08-04-2010, 03:55 AM)harumi Wrote:Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........(08-04-2010, 02:54 AM)derMauersegler Wrote: Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
RE: VAMPS GAME. - cathb - 08-04-2010
(08-04-2010, 04:25 AM)mamikochan Wrote:(08-04-2010, 03:55 AM)harumi Wrote:Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........(08-04-2010, 02:54 AM)derMauersegler Wrote: Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
RE: VAMPS GAME. - derMauersegler - 08-05-2010
Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
[/quote]
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
[/quote]
Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
Ju-ken. His face looked almost green meanhwile. "Are you cosplaying Harry Potter?"
"Oh cool! I want to be McGonagall! By all means!" said
RE: VAMPS GAME. - cathb - 08-05-2010
(08-05-2010, 03:28 AM)derMauersegler Wrote: Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
[/quote]
Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
Ju-ken. His face looked almost green meanhwile. "Are you cosplaying Harry Potter?"
"Oh cool! I want to be McGonagall! By all means!" said
[/quote]
Hyde. "As long as I get to be Harry once again. Does anyone have a broom? If you remember, I can do this part very well."
"What do you mean you never saw that video? It was all over YouTube!!!!"
"I guess I can use K.A.Z's fishing rod then".
K.A.Z looks horrified and has visions of........
RE: VAMPS GAME. - derMauersegler - 08-05-2010
Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
[/quote]
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
[/quote]
Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
Ju-ken. His face looked almost green meanhwile. "Are you cosplaying Harry Potter?"
"Oh cool! I want to be McGonagall! By all means!" said Hyde. "As long as I get to be Harry once again. Does anyone have a broom? If you remember, I can do this part very well."
"What do you mean you never saw that video? It was all over YouTube!!!!"
"I guess I can use K.A.Z's fishing rod then".
K.A.Z looks horrified and has visions of wood splinters everywhere. "You don't touch my fishing rod!" he yells at Hyde. "You can have everything from me but not my fishing rod! It's my... my... my... PRECIOUSSSSS!!!"
RE: VAMPS GAME. - cathb - 08-05-2010
(08-05-2010, 02:51 PM)derMauersegler Wrote: Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
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Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
Ju-ken. His face looked almost green meanhwile. "Are you cosplaying Harry Potter?"
"Oh cool! I want to be McGonagall! By all means!" said Hyde. "As long as I get to be Harry once again. Does anyone have a broom? If you remember, I can do this part very well."
"What do you mean you never saw that video? It was all over YouTube!!!!"
"I guess I can use K.A.Z's fishing rod then".
K.A.Z looks horrified and has visions of wood splinters everywhere. "You don't touch my fishing rod!" he yells at Hyde. "You can have everything from me but not my fishing rod! It's my... my... my... PRECIOUSSSSS!!!"
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"Anything?" questions Hyde with a wicked gleam in his eyes. "You mean even your.......
RE: VAMPS GAME. - derMauersegler - 08-06-2010
Hyde and Kaz, sitting in a tree...
R-O-C-K-I-N-G
First comes biting, then comes hookers
The orgy doesn't seem to have an end until some mysterious shadow comes around the corner, all dressed in black. Hyde kicks K.A.Z in the side and says: "Holy shit, it's...
Ju-ken!!!!"
He points at Kaz, paying absolutely no attention to Hyde. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
"Cookin'? Fish of course." K.A.Z says innocently. Hyde lays a hand on K.A.Z' shoulder, looks at Juken and says with raised eyebrows:
"Bring me the cheese."
"Pleaaase???" Juken asks and shakes his head. "Come on, Hyde, you know what I want."
"Just kiddin'." Hyde says and adds:
The beer is right over there. Go and help yourself.
Juken grins and raises his fist. "Yeah!" Then he jumps up and lands smoothly on a branch of the tree.
Kaz had a huge grin on his face and lifted a mug of Sapporo Beer. "KANPAIIIII!"
"So where are Jin and Ari, the S... erm... forget it." Juken asks.
"They went to find Candy Mountain," said KAZ, "But they haven't come back in awhile... I'm starting to wonder what happened to them!"
Meanwhile in Candy Mountain, the rest of the boys were being annoyed to death by two blue and pink unicorns that talked in-sync and repeated their names over and over again while they would cross bridges.
"Aaaaarrrrrrriiii," chanted the blue unicorn, "Let's find Candy Mountain, it's filled with sweet and sugary goodness!" The drummer got agitated with the unicorn, want to get his drumsticks and shove them up its... ear.
Arimatsu began whispering to Jin. "How hard is it to find a damn tree?! It's got two people in it, it shouldn't be too hard!" the drummer whispered angrily.
Meanwhile back in the tree... "Maybe they got lost." Hyde said with a worried voice and got up with a start. "I will saaaaave yoooouuuu!"
But first I must remove my underwear.
KAZ's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. "Umm..." he managed to say, "Hyde, I... I think that's unnecessary!"
Hyde turned his head to him and grinned. "You virgin! There is a good reason why I am doing that." K.A.Z stared at Hyde with a puzzled expression. "And the reason is... what?"
"I can sell it on the auctions for more money that we make performing. Then we can travel to the French Riviera.....just you and I, my love."
K.A.Z scratched his head and cleared his throat. "Didn't you want to save Jin and Ari a few seconds ago? Are you alright?" Juken took Hyde's head in his hands and checked Hyde's pupils. "Oh-oh..." Juken said. "That's a serious case of..."
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Juken blinked, and suddenly seemed to remember himself. "What am I talking about? I'm no doctor." He touched his hand to his head and decided to have himself a bit of a sitdown, looking a bit pale and dazed.
K.A.Z stepped forward and cleared his throat, looking very authoritative. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a doctor and can tell you without question that you both have Mortruvian Wisteria Syndrome."
Incredulous glances are shared between Hyde and Juken as each silently questions the validity of K.A.Z.'s claim. But no more can be said because, SUDDENLY.......
Ari and Jin come swooping in on the back of a genuine Hypogriff!! WTF?? HYDE, K.A.Z. and Ju-ken yell, falling to the ground in a mix of fear, admiration and astonished laughter because Ari is "driving" with crazy goggles and an old samurai helmet on and Jin is waving bags of what LOOKS TO BE........
Dodo eggs. "What is going on here?" questioned
Ju-ken. His face looked almost green meanhwile. "Are you cosplaying Harry Potter?"
"Oh cool! I want to be McGonagall! By all means!" said Hyde. "As long as I get to be Harry once again. Does anyone have a broom? If you remember, I can do this part very well."
"What do you mean you never saw that video? It was all over YouTube!!!!"
"I guess I can use K.A.Z's fishing rod then".
K.A.Z looks horrified and has visions of wood splinters everywhere. "You don't touch my fishing rod!" he yells at Hyde. "You can have everything from me but not my fishing rod! It's my... my... my... PRECIOUSSSSS!!!"
"Anything?" questions Hyde with a wicked gleam in his eyes. "You mean even your......."
"Hyde, don't go any further!" Ju-ken interrupts him and pulls Hyde's head away from K.A.Z' ear. K.A.Z still mumbles "Preciousss! Preciousss! Preciousss!" and holds his fishing rod tight that he conjured up from nobody knows where. Hyde growls: "Ju-ken, you...